Press "Enter" to skip to content

Campus Teasers and their Semantic Implications

Share this...
Share on Facebook
Facebook
0Tweet about this on Twitter
Twitter

PACESETTER: I have been training with Usain Bolt so that when I chop ur money, I will run and you won’t catch me. My pace be too much.

KOSTODIAN: i am the best watchman for UCC. I go guide and guard your money well; not even 10p will get missing. If 10p get missing, then I used it for pure water

 

EMANCIPATOR: I was one of those who helped to abolish the slave trade and i’ve realised you are all intellectual slaves. If u vote for me,i will change the location of UCC. How can you set up a university at the heart of slave trade and colonialism?

SOLDIER OKOTOLIWA: Attention!! Have you ever seen a military base in Cape Coast before?! No wonder armed robbers are fooling!! if I come into office, I will deploy the 64th Infantry Batallion to patrol 24/7!! if you like fool..

ASTARLAVISTA: All I will want to do is to establish an international airport in Cape Coast with daily flights to Spain.

LANSON: that is my father’s name.

THE VOICE: UCC boys can’t sing. No wonder they find it hard to grab. If you vote for me, I will teach you how to use your voice and sing

ASEMPA: I want to help propagate the gospel. If you vote for me, I will organize daily morning devotions and church services.

SPIRITUAL: If you can’t grab, it’s a spiritual matter. if lecturer grabs your girl,it’s a spiritual matter. If you are getting E in chains,it’s a spiritual matter..vote for me so that we deal with the evil forces in UCC..amen

hmmmm…now you know wat they are telling you…

Share this...
Share on Facebook
Facebook
0Tweet about this on Twitter
Twitter